Long story short: this is a blog where I do nothing but reblog pointless things and rant about religion, all the while trying to hide from my girlfriend's hench gun-wielding, army captain father.
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I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
I love that Darth is holding a Mickey balloon.
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When I look back on people that I used to like
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I don’t even know man
Someone else has joined Alice’s hit list.
You’d think these girls would realise, since Alice is the daughter of an army captain (and why I’m scared shitless of her dad), they’d learn you don’t fuck with her unless you want to be booted around the face.
She’s sat here furiously typing away on msn snacking on a massive chocolate bar while growling at the screen. And even when I just scoot a little closer to see who it is that’s pissing her off, she whips around and snarls at me
Whoever you are, that’s pissed off my girlfriend so much, I hope your happy.
SKYRIM NIGHT IS RUINED, AND WE EVEN MADE SWEET ROLLS!
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My girlfriend has serious anger issues
So I’m sat here making my sandwich, and Alice here is hunting down some girl who bitched about her best friend.
I’m pretty much sat here like “lolololol slice all the things and put em in some bread”
And she’s hunched over her computer snarling
“MOTHER FUCKING BITCH OH HO HO I’LL GET YOU, YOU CHEEKY LITTLE SLUT”
So I decide to pitch in and be somewhat helpful and be all “Hey babe, who you trying to find?”
She turns, and looks at me as if to say
And turns back to the computer screen, as she’s found that ”slut cunt of a biffa” and “she can finally see what she’s going to be up against.”
Well she was looking at this chick like
Then suddenly bursts out laughing, and I mean we’re talking Joker insane shrieking
So I get a little worried, hesitant in eating this sandwich
And Alice turns and looks at me like
And I know that this Girl that has enraged Alice, will likely open her door sometime soon and Alice will just be stood there all
And end up kicking this girl through the window
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I went to a Gamestop to turn in a Playstation 2 slim that I had put towards a full preorder of Bayonetta for my brother to go with the 360 I bought him.
I noticed this raggedy looking kid that was poking around, looking real excited, and he turns to his mom, who’s wearing a grey sweatshirt with cigarette burns and grey sweatpants, obviously super poor. The kid goes “Oh wow, mom, look how cool this one looks!” and he picks up a copy of Gitaroo Man, for the PS2. I was pretty impressed, because that’s probably my second favorite game of all time.
His mom says, pretty gruffly, “That don’t look like it’ll fit in your Gameboy. That’s what we came here to get.” I guess they were Christmas shopping early. It made me kinda sad because the kid looked to be maybe 9 or 10, and he didn’t believe in Santa anymore. The kid looked kinda sad and put it back, then started staring at which GBA game he wanted.
I’ve been pretty depressed for the last couple weeks, but I was kinda happy that this was something I could do something about. So, I did. I turned around and bought the copy of Gitaroo Man, Metal Gear Solid 3 and Gungrave: Overdose (some of my favorite games) then I handed him the bag full of everything, the PS2, the two controllers I had with it and the games. He looked at me and asked why I did and told him, “Because Santa sent me.” And then I looked up at his mom and his mom was crying, and that made me cry, and I left Gamestop a blubbering mess.
Felt fucking great, man.
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MANLY FUCKING TEARS RIGHT NOW, OH MY GOD
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I have so much respect for people who stay strong, even though they have every right to break down crying.
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the worst feeling in the world has to be knowing that someone you love could be pushed over the edge any day, and you wouldn’t know about it, you wouldn’t be able to stop it, until it was too late
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